Some tips from your favorite instructor:

- Don’t want me to know who you are?  Then don’t be a star or a slacker.  Make yourself a middle-of-the-road student and rest assured, you’re golden.

- If you’re assigned an article critique and choose an article you don’t understand, you have two options: 1) ask for help, 2) choose another article.  Copying sentences verbatim from the article is not one of the acceptable options.

- Don’t skip 24 point assignments!  Please!!

- If ur gonna send me an email, plz mak sure u use real wordz

- If the assignment says to retype the question, just do it.  The directions are there for a reason.  And when you answer the question (after retyping, of course), go back and make sure you answered the whole question.

Love and attention to details,

Grad Student on a Power Trip

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